Jerry Pearson

Born in the back seat of Chevy at a levee, I am the love child of Mario Andretti and Danica Patrick (which is very odd, since I am old enough to be her father). But life is strange and anything is possible. Left behind at Le Mans, I was raised by nuns at a kibbutz. Adrift in Europe as a young man, I was the stunt driver on many films for Jean-Louis Trintignant, Yves Montand, and Steve McQueen. Returning to America in 1999, I caught the Y2K Bug and my internal clock has been off kilter ever since. Switching gears in the new century, I bought a suit and worked my way up the corporate ladder at Acme Industries. My mentor and spirit animal is Wile E. Coyote.